JOKE There is a room full of pregnant women and their
partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The
instructor was teaching the women how to breathe
properly, along with informing the men how to give the
necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good
for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And
gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go
walking with your partner." The room got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk????" BY SMILEMORE
MY JOKE Wife's Luckiest day! A man is in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone rings, he
engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's
$1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2002 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: ,000.
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're only asking ,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer ,000."
WOMAN: "OK. This is surely my luckiest day. I love you! Honey"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
When he just hangs up, another man enters the locker room and
asks the first man, "Have you seen my cell phone?"
BY SMILEMORE
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MY JOKE
SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION IN A BETTER DEFINITION, IT IS A SITUATION WHERE BY A MAN POSITION HIS LOCATION INTO A WOMAN'S DESTINATION FOR FURNICATION. ARE U CLEAR WITH MY EXPLAINATION, OR U WANT SOME DEMOSTRATION ? BY SMILEMORE
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